Overconfident-Mini-Dictator....
Lil has taken over the house in a short 6 months...she has completely wrapped every person in this house around her tiny paw. She struts through the house with her head held high her nose in the air and a "don't even think about messin' with me" expression all over her furry face...I swear if I let her have control of our stereo Rap music would screech throughout the house all day long...she has that "I am the lord and leader" all others shall kneel before me, additude. You may think that I am exaggerating...I wish I were. She does have her moments of sweetness don't get me wrong...I will always look forward to her nibble-kisses...she licks my whole face and gets it all sloppy and then when she thinks she showered enough love all over my cheeks she nibbles just to show that she is still in charge...kind of keepin' me in line with the teeth.
She is now enrolled in the "take your puppy's additude down a notch or two" puppy obedience classes, 8 weeks of puppy behavioral management...we shall see...I talked to the woman that teaches the courses before I enrolled Lil, I wanted her to be aware of the fact that Lil thinks she weighs 250 pounds and will pick fights accordingly, I thought it was in her best interest to know that she wasn't dealing with an amature, when it comes to misbehavin Lil has got it all wrapped up and I think the instructor is going to have a major run for her money...we may even be expelled from the class. I am preparing myself for extreme embarrassment at the paws of my "Jack-ass Russell" (I mean that in the most lovingly adoring way)...
She is now enrolled in the "take your puppy's additude down a notch or two" puppy obedience classes, 8 weeks of puppy behavioral management...we shall see...I talked to the woman that teaches the courses before I enrolled Lil, I wanted her to be aware of the fact that Lil thinks she weighs 250 pounds and will pick fights accordingly, I thought it was in her best interest to know that she wasn't dealing with an amature, when it comes to misbehavin Lil has got it all wrapped up and I think the instructor is going to have a major run for her money...we may even be expelled from the class. I am preparing myself for extreme embarrassment at the paws of my "Jack-ass Russell" (I mean that in the most lovingly adoring way)...
posted by Lucy Kruze at 6:38 PM
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It was the "Rap music" phrase that caught my eye. There was a wonderful line in some movie I saw long ago. The bad guy tells the hero, "I'm going to kill you," to which the hero responds, "Just play some rap music."
Hope your Grandmother's feeling better and glad your computer's back in order
Refugee.. My nephew listens to Rap music...it makes my ears bleed.
My Grandmother is the same, depressed and missing home. Though her spirits are some what down her health seems to be improving so we are thankful for that ...Thank you so much for asking. Luc
Luc,
I love your blog and it always makes me laugh.
Love ya and miss ya,
Blondie
Check my blogspot when u have a minute
Luc, I would love to attend one of these puppy classes with you. I remember going to her big sister maisy's puppy class with you and never laughed so hard or been so imbaraassed in all my life. If Lil is anything like maisy which I suspect she may be worse, I think you and the teacher are in real trouble. And I would have to say Lil is quite the little dictator, she forces those puppy kisses whether you like them or not. Being that I am her auntie I like those kisses. She is cute though, thats the only reason she gets away with the teenage attitude...
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