So this is what I have to say about Joe...
Yesterday I picked up Sar after school (Em had basketball practice so Kruze picked her up after work) and we drove straight home without any stops...well...ok I did stop at a few of the stop signs and red lights...but we didn't go shopping, we didn't grab anything to eat, we didn't even stop for our favorite treat (Her: White Chocolate Carmel Hot Cocoa, Me: Cinnfully Cinamon Vanilla Coffee) we just drove straight home, at no point was there any prelude to or evidence of the problems we would experience later on when Kruze and Em returned home.
I was in the middle of making supper..want to know what it was? Is anyone even reading this? Well just for my own personal knowledge (for future reference) I will tell you what it was..Spagetti and not the homemade stuff that I canned over the summer...nope... it was the store bought kind because I was feeling like eating a shit load of preservatives and dyes, and it was in my cupboard so we have to eat it. So Spagetti was on the menu. Kruze came in the house when they got home to tell me that he was going to put the new ball hitch on the truck so he grabbed the truck keys and out the door he went into the freezing rain and snow. Roughly 10 minutes later he walks back through the kitchen door spewing the same langauge truckers are famous for...and lookin' like a serial killer." The *%&^#@ truck won't *^&%$#@ start!!! It won't even %^&*#@ turn over !! WHAT THE *&^$%@ !! I just stood there staring at psycho-man and then told him to call his step-dad (Mechanic for Semi's), so he did, no anwser, he left a message (void of curse words of course). Then he called his brother (auto parts specialist) no anwser so he left another message. Then he called another phone number and our "Savior amidst the Blizzard" breathed his voice into the receiver. ( Joe you are SOOOOO THE MAN !!) A 10 minute conversation with Joe, Kruze telling him what he thought was wrong, and Joe without a fraction of hesitation says "I'll be right over". And so he was.They fixed the truck in 15 minutes. All was better (including Mr.Potty Mouth's language). Joe and Kruze sat around in the kitchen chit chattin' and then Kruze followed him home (the weather was NASTY freezing rain mixed with major amounts of snow as I said and Joe was drivin' a little car with no 4 wheel drive) And so it goes...Joe you ROCK and we appreciate your selfless act of heroism and we are sooo happy to have such a great friend!! You are tops in my book and by the way Guy I absolutely LOVE your laugh!! Not another soul on this Earth has a more contagious sounding laughter!!
I was in the middle of making supper..want to know what it was? Is anyone even reading this? Well just for my own personal knowledge (for future reference) I will tell you what it was..Spagetti and not the homemade stuff that I canned over the summer...nope... it was the store bought kind because I was feeling like eating a shit load of preservatives and dyes, and it was in my cupboard so we have to eat it. So Spagetti was on the menu. Kruze came in the house when they got home to tell me that he was going to put the new ball hitch on the truck so he grabbed the truck keys and out the door he went into the freezing rain and snow. Roughly 10 minutes later he walks back through the kitchen door spewing the same langauge truckers are famous for...and lookin' like a serial killer." The *%&^#@ truck won't *^&%$#@ start!!! It won't even %^&*#@ turn over !! WHAT THE *&^$%@ !! I just stood there staring at psycho-man and then told him to call his step-dad (Mechanic for Semi's), so he did, no anwser, he left a message (void of curse words of course). Then he called his brother (auto parts specialist) no anwser so he left another message. Then he called another phone number and our "Savior amidst the Blizzard" breathed his voice into the receiver. ( Joe you are SOOOOO THE MAN !!) A 10 minute conversation with Joe, Kruze telling him what he thought was wrong, and Joe without a fraction of hesitation says "I'll be right over". And so he was.They fixed the truck in 15 minutes. All was better (including Mr.Potty Mouth's language). Joe and Kruze sat around in the kitchen chit chattin' and then Kruze followed him home (the weather was NASTY freezing rain mixed with major amounts of snow as I said and Joe was drivin' a little car with no 4 wheel drive) And so it goes...Joe you ROCK and we appreciate your selfless act of heroism and we are sooo happy to have such a great friend!! You are tops in my book and by the way Guy I absolutely LOVE your laugh!! Not another soul on this Earth has a more contagious sounding laughter!!
posted by Lucy Kruze at 8:57 AM
15 Comments:
I know a place I can make a shit load of extra money too...its called "The Rear-End" and I can do a little dance and shake a little tail...that doesn't mean I'm gonna go there!!!! GEEZ AD~SPAMMER'S are RUDE!! They didn't even have a nice thing to say about Joseph!!
LOL I do love your satires Luc!!
Glad to know Kruze DOES know some vulgar words... LOL
I know the picture well. Cursing man throwing his way through the house as others just stand by quiet making sure they are not in any matter in the way til he blows on out the other door. (lol) Manly men. Yumm. On the other hand, you have woman in the house going through cupboards quietly cursing and tossing things across the room searching for that one spice you just know is there.
And then hubby calmly walks over, picks up spice, hands it to you and walks away.... quietly snickering. Men! You gotta love them.
P.S. I'm not allowed to say what I think of spammers. It's a bad thing.
I thought my dad knew how to swear until I was with my grandfather and he got a tractor stuck in a pasture stream crossing. Needless to say, I learned from some of the best, despite my mother's silent prayers to the contrary. Anyway, I pose a question: if you're fixing a toilet and swearing at it, when your wife is on the phone just outside the door giving a play-by-play analysis to your father-in-law, should the swearing be stopped.......or doubled?
I could see Joe doing that, such a nice guy and I know what you mean about his belly laugh its contagious. You sure got blessed with two very sweet people Connie and Joe for friends. And they are so much fun! Looking forward to another card night sometimeCan't wait to see you guys. Miss and love you all lots.
Anonymous...I would have to say the swearing should defineatly increase in volume if the wife gets the father-in-law involved!!Thats just cruel and unnessesary ;O)
Kathy I have had that spice ordeal with Kruze..mostly because he towers over me in height and he can see everything over my head and OH how very SMUG he is!!
Anna I am blessed, Connie and Joe are sweethearts and they do have a way of makin a party ROCK !!And ya gotta love that laugh I wish I could bottle it up like perfume and spray it all around me on days when nothing seems funny at all and a good laugh would make it all go away!
I just can't picture Kruze the way you write about him!! ;o) He just seems so easy going. And potty words out of his mouth...that is just to hard to imagine!! HaHa I have been wanting to comment to this one, but unable to sit down long enough at the computer...to much going on in this house! It's always a great thing to have friends willing to help in a pinch. Why did we ever move away from you?!?!? Loved your comment to the spammer...you kill me!!
Lucy I think you should go for the Rear End thing and shake that tail! Long time reader love you blog its great
Lucy-Just a quick note to say that I miss you and I am glad that you have great friends like Joe and I cannot imagine that your hubby would ever say thost things (ha-ha)-Kim Nelson
HI KIM!!! God it has been WAY too long Girl!! How the heck are ya? Miss you too!
I have to say I can't picture your husband swearing at all. That doesn't mean it don't happen I just can't picture it. As far as the locking of the doors that is a different story all together!!! I remember someone locking themselves out of their home?!! Love the pictures of the beagle and yes she truely is adorable and a natural. I have just started to check out your blog and have enjoyed all the wonderful stories and pictures. I also wanted to tell you that I miss living across the street from you as well!! (hint..hint) I think it is funny how you would know so much about the Rear-End.Ha.Ha!! You go girl!!!
Hi anonymous..I am going to take a wild stab at this CARRIE!! hehehe Hi Girl !! Miss you and Chris like crazy!! And I miss living across from you too! Those were the days...sometimes I wish when we all moved we would have moved near each other..or at least closer then we all are now..I am soo glad to see a comment from you and happy to see that your checkin' out the blog..its such an easy way to keep in touch with everyone..I have wanted to email you guys but I keep forgeting to ask Reish for your address. We need to all get together for supper and some card playin' I know I keep sayin' that but I really would love for all of us to actually set a date.
By-the-way..didn't I ever tell you all that I used to work at the "Rear-End"?
I was the dish washer..hehee just kiddin' But I bet if I had danced there I probably could have been very rich...the men would have been throwin' twenty's at me and beggin' me to PLEASE put my clothes BACK ON!!!
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